I picked up some real nice True Blood point glasses at Comic-Con, and since y'all know I don't need any more opportunities to drink, I'm giving 'em away.  Winner gets a pair of glasses shipped to them.

[photo credit of the glasses @SookieBonTemps !]

So here's the contest-

Complete the sentence:
"You know Andy Bellefleur is drunk when...."

Doesn't hafto be somethin' I actually did. In fact, that's part of the fun, if it's somethin' real random.
Y'all can leave your answers in the comments, or DM me, or e-mail me at AndyBellefleurBT@gmail.com

I'll accept responses from now until Monday morning 7am CST.

And then give ya 48 hours to vote on the winner.
I ain't pickin' since I'm gonna be biased toward the one that don't make me look like a total fool. I am an (ex) officer of the law, y'know.

Also, gonna come up with a consolation prize of some other odds and ends I picked up.

Here, I'll even get ya started:   
You know Andy Bellefleur is drunk when...... he pronounces pig in four or more syllables.

Now, go!